OG Woombie

Even though 71% of young people are pro-choice, politicians are catering to the 13% of extremists that want to take away bodily autonomy for everyone. Politicians who don’t understand what ectopic pregnancy or sepsis of the uterus mean are sentencing people to death for their own political agendas.

Woombies send a clear message: we’re human beings, not playthings.

If abortion is banned nationwide, the maternal mortality rate for Black women increases by 33%. That’s not okay.

Send politicians a Woombie. They’ve played with our lives long enough.

The games politicians are playing have incredibly high stakes. Without bodily autonomy, people can be forced into poverty or denied life-saving medical treatment including chemotherapy for cancer patients.

Instead of fighting to control the lives of over half the population, politicians can play Tug-o-Woombie instead.

Anti-choice politicians spend a lot of time insulting over 50% of the population and body shaming those who want bodily autonomy. Now they can insult a Woombie instead. Women who look like thumbs, rejoice!

Not controlling the lives of millions of potential procreators might make politicians sad. Don’t worry. Woombies are made with tear-absorbent fabric!

No more worrying about what people do in their bedrooms or doctors’ offices! Woombies are so inconceivably cute, that politicians won’t be able to think about anything else!